Monday, June 2, 2008

Driving Miss Hillary Crazy!

R.I.P. Bo Diddley, 1928-2008

-A hapless Chicago advertising/public relations dream-child of a presidential candidate is mistaken for a chauffeur by a group of foreign spies and is pursued across the country while he drives his worthy opponent to her final destination with hope for a way to survive.-

(Photo credits Freakingnews.com)




Barry: “We’ve almost reached the foot of Mt. Rushmore, Miss Hillary. Do you want me to play the Illinois Enema Bandit one more time before I drop you?”


Hillz: “How embarrassing, but I don’t seem to have any change left in my handbag after the Puerto Rico trip to tip you with! (giggle.) You know, with the dollar in the pokey, trying to buy a bunch of bananas from a San Juan street vendor these days just makes you say “oh f*%k it! Keep the change.”


Barry: “Well, that’s alright. The only tip I’m looking for is the one that tells me where to drive to pick up that alleged tape that has Michelle talking smack with Farrakhan.”


Hillz: “Sorry Barry, No can do at this rate. Now that George Soros paid for your vetting, that’s gonna cost you. Oh lookee here, I just found this little piece of paper in my purse. Hmm, let’s see what this thing says (reads out loud):


Reported Verbiage from Michelle Obama's tape


“Once again, the white man keeps us down, what’s up with Whitey, Why’d he attack Iraq, Why’d he let Katrina happen, Why’d he leave millions of children behind. This is the legacy the white man gives us.”

Hillz: “You know, Barry, if any of this is true, she does ask some good questions.”


Barry: “Oh well, I don’t suppose all of your Dems will unite with modern conservatives once you gracefully exit…do I???”


(Fade to black.)


-2Truthy

h/t to Jersey Cynic at BlondeSense


2 comments:

Verena said...

Jesus, 2troothy you are too funny for us in the South.

2Truthy said...

v, it WAS such a great movie...

Now the question becomes "where will all of those pissed off blue haired ladies go with their votes?" This pic sends a message of *healing and togetherness* but
not to expect Clinton's supporters to be instantaneously gracious...at the very least, the pic also captures the quaint notion of "party unity" that they initially supported when they put this beauty contest on the official delegate roster in the first place, showing them taking a stab at it.

But the real burning question is, who will play Hillz and Barry in the HBO movie?