Friday, December 5, 2008

Vice-President Joe Biden Resigns -- cites irreconcilable differences with president

Where Did Joe Go?

Breaking News

The honeymoon may be over, as Joe Biden doesn't get to deliver any good news -- or any news at all --- and is showing signs of extreme boredom as No. 2, while President-elect Barack Obama said the loss of 533,000 U.S. jobs last month demonstrates the “urgent” need for an economic recovery plan that will spur employment and warned it will take time to climb out of the recession, according to one report today. Every day, Obama gets the last laugh:

“There are no quick or easy fixes to this crisis, which has been many years in the making, and it’s likely to get worse before it gets better.”


As Joe knows from his insider 411 serving on the Council on Foreign Relations, the only solution to end this disgusting need for American white collar citizens to work during a Depression is to import MORE foreign workers to take jobs that deplorable educated Americans need. "Hahaha, watch me cut deals with India to make this the worst Depression ever for these deplorable white collar Americans", beams a smiling Joe, "and the best way to handle this economic crisis is to keep as much money out of American wallets as possible:"


"Let us not forget that Vice President-elect Joe Biden, a dear friend of India, is there and so I am very confident that this is going to be one of those great history-changing events where we have a young president that will resonate and be able to connect with a very useful demographic of India."


Why does Barry get to take all the PR glory for kicking American white collar workers to the curb? Poor Joe.


Happy Friday, Loserettes!


-2Truthy

2 comments:

Citizen Carrie said...

Let's see if we can figure this out. There was a study released late last winter (just before Bill Gates testified in front of Congress) that stated that for every H-1B visaholder brought into the country, between 5 to 7.5 jobs are created for American citizens. So, if we bring in 100,000 visaholders a month, crisis solved!

2Truthy said...

Right. And we all know how well THAT deliberate lie has worked out, hey?

Maybe that's what Obama means when he ASSURES us

“There are no quick or easy fixes to this crisis, which has been many years in the making, and it’s likely to get worse before it gets better.”

He is of course means the "get worse" part is the deliberate hoax of selling the grand lie that 5 to 7.5 (you gotta love that decimal:) jobs are created when they import people to take our jobs.

How stupid do they think the American public is? They of course, are pulling this off with the help of "progressive" bloggers.