Naked Guy Makes Coffee at Home, Gets Arrested
Springfield, VA – New Rule: Do NOT make coffee in the nude, especially in your own home.
Eric Williamson was arrested this morning for MCWN (making coffee while nude) inside his own home at 5:30 am on charges of indecent exposure. The arrest was made after a woman and her young son had cut through Williamson's yard during the wee, dark hours and witnessed the alleged one-eyed trouser snake assisting Mr. Williamson with his morning java ritual.
Questions are looming large over the arrest. For one, if people can't make coffee in the nude inside their own homes for fear of arrest, where can they? And why were this woman and her son peering inside Mr. Williamson's private property at his private parts? Most notably, who imported this neurotic, bizzy body Nanny State to the USA?