“Yes, (Mayor), It's True. This Man Has No Dick”
Obama's “Dickless Wonder” Five-Star Test
Who's this country's leading Dickless Wonder? ONE guess...Let's put the top four assaults on US taxpayers in order to enrich the Neo-frat boy corporate welfare state to the Peter Venkman “Dickless Wonder” five-star test.
1. Obama's Health Care Bill. Health care professional Helen Redmond explains in her superb article entitled Yes, This Health Care Bill Really is Worse Than Nothing where she takes AlterNet's Joshua Holland to the woodshed for his deceptive six-degrees of suck, status-quo pandering. Helen writes:
“In a piece posted on AlterNet November, 24th titled, “Is the House’s Health Bill Really Worse than Nothing?” Holland attacks Dr. Marcia Angell, author, former editor of the New England Journal of Medicine and a leader of Physicians for a National Health Program (PNHP.) Dr. Angell opposes the House bill and believes it’s “worse than nothing.” For that she earns the disdain of Joshua who just can’t accept there isn’t something in the bill worth supporting, even though he agrees with her trenchant criticism of the bill’s gaping defects. He claims she ignores the “primary thrust of the legislation” which for Holland is “the fact that the House legislation would do quite a bit for millions of real Americans struggling through a very real health care crisis.” “Real” Americans, a “real” health care crisis? The insinuation is Angell, and by affiliation PNHP, isn’t operating in the real world of real suffering if they don’t support whatever bill Congress delivers to the Oval Office for a signature. That’s interesting. An organization of 16,000 doctors that conducts research on major aspects of the health care crisis and have been on the frontlines for real reform for decades doesn’t understand what’s real?"
*****Five “Dickless Wonder” stars – One star for Obama and four stars for Joshua Holland for peddling such deceptive and flagrant, status-quo suckitude under the faux guise of “progressivism.”
2. Obama's Copenhagen Climate Change/ Cap and Cave Summit. Quickly, someone show me the porcelain bowl...The banks are cooking up market derivatives contracts to enable their client companies to hedge price risks over the long term and to sell all kinds of exotic carbon footprint financial products to investors. Elaine Meinel Supkis once again explains it all for you in her fine article entitled Copenhagen Incompetence: Hot Air For Global Cooling.
*****Five “Dickless Wonder” stars – Four stars for Obama for being such a transparently money grubbing Manchu, and one star for Al Gore for continuing to suck US taxpayer subsidies into horribly hubris driven VC ventures to mitigate such man made disasters INSTEAD of using his and his global billionaire BFFs combined pool of gazillions of dollars, rupees and yen to foot them.
3. Obama's Jobs Summit “Job Plan.” No surprise here, there really ISN'T one as it comes up short. Read more from Rob Oak as he itemizes Obama's plan that sodomizes middle class Americans – a plan that provides no real jobs for educated American professionals that were stolen by his Indian BFFs that INSTEAD gives TAX HOLIDAYS to all of his man crushes from SV to the subcontinent to the WH:
“Instead of a payroll tax holiday we get....a capital gains holiday. How many small businesses in the United States need a capital gains break? But do hedge funds? Sure thing they do. Do start-ups about to go IPO? How about the investors sitting with Pre-IPO stock? Are they classified as small business, yup. Needing modifications in accounting? Small business? I don't think so. Your basic Mom & Pop operations are not about accounting methods, they are about revenues and the need to make hiring cheaper to generate revenues. See any subsidies or tax cuts for direct hires? No.”
*****Five “Dickless Wonder” stars – Two stars for Obama, who never fails to deliver empty, hollow blather about his soulless lack of concern for Americans “clinging” to their lives he so deplores and two stars for every outsourcing/body shop/insourced cretin(s) who continue to suck jobs out of the US, and one more star for Al Gore - who just keeps popping up EVERYWHERE like Where's Waldo when it comes to playing the God of Hubrisites in this war on America's educated middle class. And because he is so much fun to rip.
4. Obama's Afghanistan Strategy. This one's easy: A few Indian companies with waaaay, way too much money keep buying off every last member of the unscrupulous US Congress to sell American manufacturing and white collar jobs to the people of THEIR country. But India's neighbors over in Pakistan don't like them so, India, being the American leech that it is, naturally wants the whoring US government and its even more whoring corporate sponsors to foment religious war ideology to send our troops into their dark caves and kick ass for them. So that's why Obama has no problem killing innocent people over there, since he's doing A-Okay on his war against America's middle class with the three previous items stated above. (UPDATE 12/9: Does Al Gore understand this? He believes that placing more troops in Pakistan is "counterproductive.")
*****Five “Dickless Wonder” stars – All five stars belong to the commander in chief who has no conscience, soul or balls or dick to walk away from this HOUSE OF WHORE-ORS known as “globalization” that has destroyed the US economy and kills the lives of innocents. Oh hell – make it Six. Throw in ONE more star for Hillary Clinton, who never knew a white collar American job that didn't have a pricetag on its back and an eager South Asian suitor to come with it.
So there we have it. Four neatly convergent points (health care, jobs, war, and climate change) that global elites - mostly headed by an insider SV and beltway partying pack of poofters – use to wage war on American middle class taxpayers. Instead of doing the right things, like halting immigration to take jobs from Americans, pulling out of Afghanistan and Iraq, enforcing existing pollution laws and creating new ones to fine wealthy corporate polluters and expanding Medicare for all (Single Payer), this insider band of sociopaths persists on spinning fatal solutions to real problems here at home that only benefit a few insiders.
When it comes to winning the five star Dickless Wonder Award, so far, Obama just can't seem to help himself while he continues to show us how happy he is with the cred and how he is most deserving of it. Of the four, jobs should be Obama's JOB ONE. As Thom Hartmann has come around to finally start articulating, it's not hard to be a job slashing, pension-grabbing CEO – if you're a sociopath.
Hollywood is down with this guy. I wonder if Peter Venkman is, too.
Party on, plebs!