Friday, December 18, 2009

The Gay Swami's Happy Friday Poetry Hour: Copenhagen Lowdown



Copenhagen – New reports indicate that the Copenhagen Summit is cutting corners on climate change safeguards. While this shindig is arguably all about spreading the wealth around as in “trickling up”, read Al Gore's thoughtful, Yeatsy climate change poem here that defies the critics and explains its true mission. Then read The Gay Swami's “View from the Vassals” literary masterpiece below to help plug any leaky gaps.


The Gay Swami's Climate Change Poem


One fat January soon
A sinking Kingdom blows
And moons its limp people


Vapors spread as
Heat torches Hopenhagen's acid tongue
Far from the mouth of my hazy portfolio


Snow jobs crash the airwaves
Ice mother fuc*ers scramble
A stiff noodle comes quickly


Then Viagra is generic (NOT from Canada, but China)
Burning is replaced by the man crush (sigh)
For the skies open up my yearning bank account


Unknown creatures of fealty
Smother them MORE, no regrets
Parched myrmidons offer their gifts


Passion rocks BFFs in Bangalore
And New Jersey, too
Globalists! Well hung savior$


The hazy shepherd screams
"Your Gulfstream awaits you, dude"
Congress and Wall Street are our tools




-THE GAY SWAMI



5 comments:

  1. Neptune's Wanker bites the dust
    Concealing yet a hidden trust
    Thrusting toward the Great Green Ghost
    Fearing stealth coffers are but toast.

    Vigorously guiding sleight of hand
    O'er to Scando's distant land
    Casino Craps this methane bill -
    For US it is a bitter pill.

    Harken Nates! Reveal your splendor
    Whom shall prosper this rear-ender
    Behind closed doors this Hangman's noose
    Silence naysayers in the caboose.

    Brabble onward, slack-jawed Scribe
    Much Ado about crisis to imbibe
    Now or never burning man roams
    Deliver the Head of Bobba Fett to banking gnomes.

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  2. prezdumas7:47 PM

    Gay Swami and 2truthy,

    Your poignant poems are very dense.

    I'll have to get out my dicktionary.

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  3. blinky9:19 PM

    Snow jobs crash the airwaves
    Ice mother fuc*ers scramble
    A stiff noodle comes quickly


    LOL, Gay Swami.That one really stood up!

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  4. THE GAY SWAMI4:14 PM

    Gay persecution and discrimination must end.

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  5. Ashburn, VA8:09 PM

    Hi, I'm down here in ASSburn, VA and this is hilarious stuff!

    I am as ASS and snoop for a living cuz I'm so stupid I'm a YAHOO.com!

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