Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Dick Cheney Gets His First Heart

Because he never had one. 

Contrary to Dick Cheney's wishes, they inserted a device heart into his body today. 

What could Dick Cheney ever do with one of those useless things? 

Let's see how this plays out. Either the heart will take over and give him emotions or he'll blacken it and turn it into a lump of coal.

Stay tuned.


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