Friday, April 1, 2011

Thursday, March 17, 2011

2Truthy's Happy St. Patrick's Day Happy Hour: Turn Up the Volume!



(Very Special Thanks for Jerry Garcia and the Grateful Dead)

Happy St. Patrick's Day



The good news is that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland.

The bad news is that a few of them slithered their way back into the now “austere” Ireland  to hold government  and corporate seats not just there but all around the globe to deregulate and privatize all sorts of public trusts which have served as timeless cornerstones of civilized society.


One way or another, this darkness has got to give.

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

-2Truthy

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

CharlieSheenIT Moves Into Exclusive Moral INTurpitude Dude Lodge

I process humanity with meatpacker's skill. Not to mince words,
I'm the cold-blooded killer of success. I win. You lose. Every time.
What's more, you LOVE it. -c.


Losing the War on Humor Welcomes CharlieSheenIT
to Exclusive San Francisco Bay Moral INTurpitude Dude Lodge


THE GAY SWAMI “Official” CharlieSheenIT Sobriety Coach

Head Exploding News

Sherman Oaks – After getting sacked for committing egregious acts like “moral turpitude” and “cocaine” as this shocking TMZ report reveals, Twitter sensation CharlieSheenIT suddenly announced today that he is astral projecting north to San Francisco where he'll hang his fedora at Losing the War on Humor. Carlos will join hosts 2Truthy, Mel Toast and THE GAY SWAMI who has offered his (sort of) pro-bono sobriety coaching services for all the blow and Marlboros Charlie can pack in the trunk of his black Mercedes.

Who's behind the move? Non other than His Holiness, THE GAY SWAMI.

Tired and horribly bored with all the camped out camera crews and ex-wives with mere mortal brains hanging around the Sherman Oaks Sober Lodge, the Torpedo of Turpitude is determined to sweat out Alien Truth and seek a higher dimension at the otherworldly San Francisco Bay Moral INTurpitude Dude Lodge. Light years away from the stench of Chuck and the rest of those Warner Brothers Television losers, he will be surrounded by the goddesses, his bookie, Sean Penn, and Shiva the Destroyer among other tiger blood drinking enablers. 

Please welcome Charlie in his pursuit of a Higher Powder. 

He. Is. Winning!

Process that, Loserettes!

-2Truthy

Thursday, March 3, 2011

2Truthy's Lunchbreak with Zero Hedge: TaLKin BouT THe PoNZi GeNeRaTioN!



(Very Special Thanks to williambanzai7)


Happy Charles Ponzi Day


Banzai7 at Zero Hedge salutes the master. Turn up the volume!


PONZI BOOMER GENERATION
(MY GENERATION, THE WHO) WilliamBanzai7


People try to write our assets d-down
(PONZI BOOMER generation)
Just cuz we like to fly Lear jets around
(PONZI BOOMER generation)
The economy does look awfully c-c-cold
(PONZI BOOMER generation)
I hope I don't die before I spend my Gold
(PONZI BOOMER generation)
This is my generation
PONZI BOOMER generation, baby
Why don't you all t-trade your 401(k) away
(PONZI BOOMER generation)
And dig the quantitative shit we shovel your way
(PONZI BOOMER generation)
I'm not just talking 'bout a derivative s-s-sensation
(PONZI BOOMER generation)
I'm talkin' 'bout asset bubble g-g-g-generation
(PONZI BOOMER generation)
This is my generation
This is the PONZI SCHEMING generation, baby.


Why don't you all t-trade your 401(k) away
(PONZI BOOMER generation)
And d-dig the quantitative shit we shovel your way
(PONZI BOOMER generation)
I'm just trying to cause irrationally exuberant s-s-sensations
(PONZI BOOMER generation)
I'm talkin' 'bout fat assed fees and b-b-b-b bonus g-g-generation
(PONZI BOOMER generation)
This is my generation
This is the PONZI SCHEMING generation, baby
People try to write our assets d-down
(PONZI BOOMER generation)
Just cuz we ike to fly Lear jets around
(PONZI BOOMER generation)
The economy does look awfully c-c-cold
(PONZI BOOMER generation)
Yeah, I hope I don't die before I spend my Gold
(PONZI BOOMER generation)
This is my generation
This is the PONZI Scheming generation, baby!


-2Truthy

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

When Is The Last Time You Saw Such A CEO?

A Mel Toast Business Ethics Exclusive

 "We in Japan learned during the bubble economy that businesses who pursued money first failed. The business world has lost sight of this basic business ethics tenet."
 -JAL CEO Haruka Nishimatsu



 Can American Executives Lead A Civility Evolution by Stopping the Legalized Human Slave Labor Trade?



What a guy. He rides the bus to work, shuns Armani and buys his suits at thrift shops. JAL's CEO Haruka Nishimatsu is the Anti-hubris, and  his is an amazing story of humility and sense of team with his company and workers.  

Dubbed as CEO of the People, note that in the above video, Mr. Nishimatsu's employees were fellow citizens who need jobs and not a gaggle of cheap imported human slave laborers. A few U.S. gluttonous "thought leaders" and cult addled wannabes could learn a thing or two from decent human beings like this CEO who chose to lead his company with compassion and civility by putting the needs of his local citizens and the company's customers first.


Cordially,


Mel Toast

Monday, February 14, 2011

A Valentine Message


(Very Special Thanks to Pepe Le Pew)


"In the good old days, cartoon characters were allowed to smoke."
-Youtube Commenter 


Happy Valentine's Day!
-2Truthy

Friday, February 11, 2011

2Truthy's Happy Friday Dance Hour: Groove Is In The Heart


 (Special Thanks to Dee Lite - Back by Popular Demand) 
2Truthy's Whirlwind Weekly Roundup



Obama Dresses Down Chamber, GOP Congressman Loses Shirt  for Dressing Down on Craigslist, AOL Bags Arianna, Hizzoner Rahm's 4 Letter Word and Mubarak Out



Thumbs Up to President Obama. While Ralph Nader, this country's most formidable consumer and civil rights advocate ripped Obama a new one for his Chamber of Commerce speech on Monday here, (h/t Dandelion Salad) we must applaud the president for giving it the good old college try by prodding those ungrateful, transnational bound American oligarchs who, you know, love lots and lots of heaping government U.S. taxpayer subsidies but could do a WHOLE LOT more to “reform” unsustainable outsourcing and insourcing hiring practices by stopping the influx of cheap labor that discriminates against American citizens:

As you know, it's not always profitable in the short-term for you to invest in basic research. That's why government has traditionally helped invest in this kind of science, planting the seeds that ultimately grew into technologies from computer chips to the internet." 
 
Obama then explains to these merciless ingrates how the benefits should go to U.S. workers as he appealed to their "spirit of patriotism" and "sense of mutual regard and common obligation" that has carried us before in harder times:


If the government is going to invest in innovation, that innovation should lead to new jobs and manufacturing on our shores. Now is the time to invest in America." 


Arianna Huffington Sells Out to AOL. Who knew? The author of PIGS AT THE TROUGH knows how to bring home the bacon. Six years after the diva celebrity of pop-politico “progressive” blogozine tabloid journalism hit the nets with her signature Huffington Post, it's about time she cashed in on that thing which rapidly spiraled down into a filthy lucre driven censorship pit. Who cares if she stealthily exploited the Left and lured millions and millions of unwashed, faithful, hopeful, left-leaning, downstairs commenters along with many upstairs bloggers and investigative journalists like Al Giordano who offered up their bloggy goodness FOR FREE who might not be getting a cut of her ba-ba-ba-booty? What – did they think the author of PIGS AT THE TROUGH was The Good Witch of the North or The Easter Bunny or something?

Rahm Emanuel Says He'll Lead Chicago's “New Economy”. And he will because Hizzonner Rahm is the guy who tells it like it fucking IS, bitches! He said “I know Chicago is up to facing the truth”. Aside from his ambitious and worthy plans to clean up crime (code for “the ghetto”), here's the next rare town hall meeting question: What will he truthfully do to clean up the cheap labor lobby and put that 4 Letter Word JOBS thing on rails for educated middle class unemployed/underemployed citizens?

Married GOP Congressman Dude Loses His Shirt (Seat) Over Shirtless Pictures on Craigslist. Since the married, upstate New York Republican Congressman's dirty sexy shirtless photo was allegedly directed at a LADY, this story naturally has less legs. Must have been a slow news week for this one to hit wires, but then, this morning's biggest news to bust the pipes...something about an Egyptian dictator...

Mubarak is OUT! No more Pharaoh Phodder now for millions of Egyptians or let the good times roll!

Happy Friday, Loserettes!

-2Truthy