Ok, that’s it.
In addition to losing the war on arrogance and hubris, Barack Obama has stunned the nation -- no, let’s make that the whole world --- by revealing to People Magazine in this shocking interview that he prohibits Santa Claus from making annual Christmas stop-overs at their expansive, three-story Georgian style Hyde Park mansion in the leafy, exclusive Hyde Park neighborhood he calls “home” on Chicago’s South Side. Meanwhile, Barry is parading around Germany as horribly boring rumors circulate that a big, fat October Surpirse is in the works for the Democratic hopeful leader of the arrogant world.
But don’t worry. Obama wants you to believe in nobody else but him. Period. That way, you’ll no longer have to donate money to your favorite churches or charities or heaven forbid, blow it on a family member.
Determined to “teach some limits” around the Hyde Park household, the Harvard educated, iron fisted father and disciplinarian of two elaborated on the draconian measures he takes by emulating Dickens as he pays one of his daughters a measly $1 dollar "allowance" per week for performing undisclosed acts of child labor. As if that was all he did to ensure servitude, the O-Man maintains a unique McBamaScrooge policy of entirely skipping birthday presents for his two young and adorable girls each year!
In People Magazine’s exclusive interview with his wife, Michelle, and his two young daughters of Santa believing age, the presumed Democratic presidential nominee officially declared his war on Christmas and how much birthdays are for low-lifes with these words:
PEOPLE: Someone told me today that you don't do birthday presents.
Michelle: No, because we spend hundreds of dollars on a birthday party and movie tickets and pizza and popcorn ...
Barack: That sleepover is enough. We want to teach some limits to them. And their friends bring over presents.
Michelle: They get so much stuff that it just becomes numbing. Malia believes there is still a Santa Claus even though she's a little wary because some of her friends are non-believers. But Malia says, "Ma, I know there is a Santa because there's no way you'd buy me all that stuff." [Laughing]
Hahahahha, but wait! There’s good news!
The Obama’s DO have SLUMBER PARTIES and they sound soooo exciting! I wonder if Barry allows the girls to smoke? (No, scratch that thought.) Yum-yum-yummy…
So what does a slumber party at the Obama house look like?
Happy Friday, Loserettes!