The Gay Swami's Happy Friday Poetry Hour: Copenhagen Lowdown

Copenhagen – New reports indicate that the Copenhagen Summit is cutting corners on climate change safeguards. While this shindig is arguably all about spreading the wealth around as in “trickling up”, read Al Gore's thoughtful, Yeatsy climate change poem here that defies the critics and explains its true mission. Then read The Gay Swami's “View from the Vassals” literary masterpiece below to help plug any leaky gaps.

The Gay Swami's Climate Change Poem

One fat January soon

A sinking Kingdom blows

And moons its limp people

Vapors spread as

Heat torches Hopenhagen's acid tongue

Far from the mouth of my hazy portfolio

Snow jobs crash the airwaves

Ice mother fuc*ers scramble

A stiff noodle comes quickly

Then Viagra is generic (NOT from Canada, but China)

Burning is replaced by the man crush (sigh)

For the skies open up my yearning bank account

Unknown creatures of fealty

Smother them MORE, no regrets

Parched myrmidons offer their gifts

Passion rocks BFFs in Bangalore

And New Jersey, too

Globalists! Well hung savior$

The hazy shepherd screams

"Your Gulfstream awaits you, dude"

Congress and Wall Street are our tools

-THE GAY SWAMI