Thursday, December 24, 2009

Have Yourself a Miserly Little Christmas: How the 'Bro Stole the Country

(Very Seasonal Thanks to Joe Cannon's Brilliant, All-time Masterpiece How the Bro Stole the Country)

Insurance companies were often “just one step ahead of the sheriff.’’ -Sen. Sherrod Brown

The industry lacks a moral compass.’’ -Sen. Dianne Feinstein

Miserly Trickle Down Economics of the Season

North Dole, USA – HO! HO! HO! Just in time for Christmas! This Grinch of a glitzy, corporate welfare land grab health care “reform” bill passed the Senate today. Roll out the Wassal! Senator Sheldon Whitehouse, (D) Rhode Island said the business model of the health insurance industry deserved to die:

It deserves a stake through its cold and greedy heart.”

Cold and greedy? Is that what the people of this nation have become? I don't know about the rest of you, but this Christmas, I am asking Santa to deliver a moral compass to Barry's stocking to help guide him in the New Year during his much ballyhooed eleventh dimensional chess game. But hey, who ever said trickle down economics was dead? This health care scam bill is IT – gift wrapped in a sterling silver C.O.D. bow just for you, dear plebs!


Have yourself a miserly little Christmas
From now on,
Health, jobs and war are this nation's plight.

Have yourself a miserly little Christmas,
And if you are gay,
Fight for equal rights -
Or you'll have hell to pay.

Here we are as in olden days
Looking for civility of yore.
Like a bunch of mugs forever more.

Through the years
We always will remember
Obama's fateful bow
Hanging onto a Nobel while slopping at the trough.
And have yourself a miserly little Christmas now.

Merry Christmas to All.


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