Top Ten Questions to Ask Sarah Palin Before Blowing $63,500 on Dinner

(Palin Fan Springs $63,500 for Dinner with Ex-Governor)


Top Ten Questions for Sarah Palin Before Blowing $63.5 K on Dinner

Cathy Maples, a fan of Sarah Palin's recently paid $63,500 to dine with the ex-governor of Alaska. Here are 2Truthy's top ten questions:

1. Will you be having the arugula moose or the hot dogs?

2. How many moose will you be having?

3. Have you returned your campaign wardrobe yet?

4. If I order the baked Alaska, will you get me some meth from Levi's mom to work off the calories?

5. What kind of car could I have bought for $63,500 dollars?

6. Is $63,500 dollars enough for a down payment on Russia?

7. After dining on $63,500 dollars worth of food, does the constitution guarantee the right to bear fat arms?

8. Will Tina Fey and the SNL cast & crew be joining us along with the rest of the lower forty-eight?

9. You think I'm the one who's gonna leave a tip???

10. Could $63,500 buy you a nose job and full body lipo?
    

-2Truthy