Top Ten Questions for Sarah Palin Before Blowing $63.5 K on Dinner
Will you be having the arugula moose or the hot dogs?
How many moose will you be having?
Have you returned your campaign wardrobe yet?
If I order the baked Alaska, will you get me some meth from Levi's mom to work off the calories?
What kind of car could I have bought for $63,500 dollars?
Is $63,500 dollars enough for a down payment on Russia?
After dining on $63,500 dollars worth of food, does the constitution guarantee the right to bear fat arms?
Will Tina Fey and the SNL cast & crew be joining us along with the rest of the lower forty-eight?
You think I'm the one who's gonna leave a tip???
Could $63,500 buy you a nose job and full body lipo?