Dave Letterman's Love Shack

(Very special thanks to the B-52's and to Dave Letterman)

-Alleged Extortionist with Dave “Love Shack” Letterman-

Dave's Love Shack

by

-2Truthy

If you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says

Right this way to Dave's... Love Shack! Love Shack yeah yeah
I'm headin' to 53^rd and Broadway, lookin' for Dave's love getaway
Heading for the love getaway, love getaway

I got an extortion note for Dave getting' tail and now I'm heading' to jail

For the Love Shack

I demanded a check for around $2 million
So hurry up and pay so I can make a killing
Oh The Love Shack is a little old place where Dave can shag his interns
Love Shack baby, {a Love Shack bay-bee}.
Love shack, baby love shack, love shack, baby love shack, love shack. {love baby, that's where it's at) love shack {love baby, that's where it's at)

Sign says.. Woo... stay away fools, 'cause love rules at Dave's Love Shack!
Well it's set on top of Ed Sullivan's Theatre
Just a swanky hot shack where he won't be goin' back

Glitter on the mattress
Glitter down on Broadway
Sleepin' on the front porch
Dave is in the doghouse...

The Love Shack is a little old place where Dave can shag his interns love shack baby...
{Love Shack baby!} Love Shack, that's where it's at! Love Shack, that's where it's at!

Huggin' and a kissin', dancin' and a lovin', wearin' next to nothing
Cause Dave's hot as an oven
The whole shack shimmies
YEA! the whole shack shimmies!
The whole shack shimmies with seven interns
Movin' around and around and around!
Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby!
Folks linin' up outside just to get down
Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby!
Funky little shack! Funky little shack!

I got an extortion note for Dave getting tail and now I'm heading' to jail!
Oh Dave's Loves Shack it sleeps about seven
Where he nails some tail and goes to heaven!

Oh the Love Shack is a little old place where Dave can shag his interns
love shack, baby! {a love shack baby}
love shack! baby love shack
love shack! baby love shack
love shack! baby love shack {love baby that's where its at, yea, love baby that's where it's at}

Bang bang bang, on the door baby! {Knock a little louder, baby}
Bang bang bang,on the door baby! {I can't hear you}
Bang bang bang, on the door baby! {Knock a little louder sugar!}
Bang bang bang, on the door baby! {It's Regina!!!}

Bang bang {on the door baby}
Bang bang {on the door}
Bang bang {on the door baby}
Bang bang
Your what?.... Dave you're busted!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love Shack, baby Love Shack!
Love Shack, baby Love Shack! love baby that's where its at, yea, love baby that's where it's at}
Love Shack, baby Love Shack!
Love baby, love shack
Huggin' and a kissin', dancin' and a lovin' at the love shack.

Your pal,

-2Truthy