FOOTSIE GATE: THE LARRY CRAIG BATHROOM STALL ADVENTURE
They got a saying in Texas: It’s time to let the horses out of the barn.
Certainly, no one can accuse the Republicans of 'not having their shit together' when it comes to amassing a voting bloc of hypocrites—especially the anti-gay gay, repressed voters and Congressmen.
From the Party of Family Values: Idaho Republican Senator Larry Craig can’t seem to keep his ‘lil doggies or “feet” to himself, as his recent bust by an undercover agent working the Minneapolis St. Paul airport revealed. Hell Bent for Leather!
There definitely seems to be a pattern here – Republican elected officials seem to have a hard time ropin’ in their doggies and then acting like they are the gods of “Family Values.”
New Rule: ALL Republican candidates must undergo MANDATORY sexual rehabilitation prior to seeking public office.