McCain Memo Leaked

The above is an itemized, numerical "secret" memo that an alleged "high level" McCain staffer scribbled while trying to come up with the perfect campaign slogan. (Click on link to enlarge view.)

Here are a few of my favorites, in order:

13. John McCain for President! And go fuck yourself!

And

15. He has an American flag lapel pin lodged in his colon (don’t ask)

And

17. He won’t hesitate to bomb global warming!

And

18. McCain for Prez! Because otherwise he’ll be roaming our streets.

So just who was this alleged “high level staffer” who penned these hilarious gems? Ken Layne?

-2Truthy