Wednesday, May 7, 2008

McCain Memo Leaked

The above is an itemized, numerical "secret" memo that an alleged "high level" McCain staffer scribbled while trying to come up with the perfect campaign slogan. (Click on link to enlarge view.)

Here are a few of my favorites, in order:

13. John McCain for President! And go fuck yourself!


15. He has an American flag lapel pin lodged in his colon (don’t ask)


17. He won’t hesitate to bomb global warming!


18. McCain for Prez! Because otherwise he’ll be roaming our streets.

So just who was this alleged “high level staffer” who penned these hilarious gems? Ken Layne?



JoeC said...

Laughing my head off at that memo. Thanks for sharing!

2Truthy said...

No problem Joe. Check out Lee Camp's site