"Don’t you hate all that happy-assed, motivational internet horseshit?"-Mel Toast-
You pitiful sap.
Because everyone else is too busy taking themselves seriously.
Keep thinking your shit doesn’t stink. See how far it gets you.
And if you ended both statements with “nothing,” have another beer.
You could use more comic horror in your life.
I get the car, the dog and the cabin in Wisconsin. She gets the house, the kids, and my alcoholic brother. Happy Friday, Loserettes!
-2Truthy
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