Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Hillary Clinton's Apology to India: Gay Swami Times Special Slave Issue


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Hillary Begs Indian Officials & Businessmen: “Get to the Real Meat of the Matter”


Welcome to The Gay Swami Times, Vol. 1, Issue 7. Click here for prior issues.

This exciting Special Issue WHITE SLAVE GIRL begins with our journey to exotic, monsoon ravaged Mumbai, India, where the streets smell like a cross between unflushed toilet water and old patchouli incense after your obese uncle just took a dump. Here, we find the goddess of American Job Killers, Hillary Clinton (D-Punjab), seated next to soave bolla Rattan Tata, India's notorious American job stealer.

Here, we find Hillary apologizing to her Indian “businessmen” paymasters for “America's mistakes.” The SOS also expressed her burning desire for “strengthening trade ties and combatting climate change.”

WHAT mistakes? Many Americans ask me:

Oh, Gay Swami, tell us WHAT mistakes the U.S. people made, besides voting for George W. Bush or sitting back while the government and military invaded Iraq and now Afghanistan? Or for importing poisonous dog and baby food from China, electing crooks to Congress, and allowing our corporate and political leaders to “apologize” to India for our existence so they and Indian elites can personally profit by stealing our jobs and destroying our economy? Tell us, oh Gay Swami...”

Haha! Then the Americans say:

Oh, Gay Swami, when will Hillary APOLOGIZE TO US for her role with greedy corporate America selling our white collar jobs to these seedy Indian “businessmen” for slave labor profiteering and pleasure trysts?”

Hillary later told the Indian cheap labor, slave-trade master bigshots that U.S. “mistakes” are for the air they breath, hahahaaaaaaa! She is so funny, I cannot stand it! In exchange for personal profit and self-flagellation, Hillary then apologized to the lusty Indian “businessmen” for “climate change” below:

We acknowledge now with President Obama that we have made mistakes in the United States, and we along with other developed countries have contributed most significantly to the problem that we face with climate change,” she said.

Clinton added that “we are hoping a great country like India will not make the same mistakes.”

Dreamy Ryan O'Neal said “Love means never having to say you're sorry” but steamy cheap labor slave lust means saying it over and over again in exchange for mangoes, nukes and all the self-flagellation and warm bodies from India to steal American jobs!

The Old Colonial Slavemaster inspired Hillary also revealed that she wants to bypass “formal” negotiations with Indian “businessmen” and state officials, stressing “the importance of stepping beyond formal diplomacy to encourage U.S.-India contacts on other levels, including academic and business.” She breathlessly explained to her captive audience:

"We have to get to the real meat of the matter, and our cooperation will do that for us."

Mwahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!


-THE GAY SWAMI

(With inspiration from the classically wonderful
Jean Léon Gérôme — The Slave Market)


5 comments:

Anna Van Z said...

Awesome piece! It's just unbelievable - could they give away American jobs any faster????
Goddamn!

Melvin Toast said...

Yes, Anna, it is truly unbelievable. And while it is sometimes necessary to treat serious topics like this with irreverence and humor, we must never lose sight of the dire situation our nation is in, i.e., the rich, the politically connected and the politically correct, have all conspired to have it their way. If profits mean the average American worker suffers, this means nothing to the "average" mulitnational corporation. The race to the bottom is on. And it will not be a pretty sight when finally there are only a dozen or so bottom-feeding catfish thrashing around in the shallows.

2Truthy said...

Hey Anna, there's all kinds of sweet deals Hi HO Hillary & the Obama admin. have been cutting to fatten their personal coffers via backroom deals with the India/tech lobby. When you hear about the U.S. doing "trade" with India, the only thing they have to trade are warm bodies to take U.S.jobs. It's pathetic that Dems would support this AND watch their jobs disappear at the same time.

That's right, Mel. You know it's a war on America's middle class when the oligarchs take - TAKE without national, public approval or a vote -- over $12 trillion (Stimulus) from U.S. taxpayers and then go on national airwaves with extended finger pinkies to bleat that the Single Payer option (which IS the most affordable) is "too costly."

Pooperasoftware asa said...

"trade" for America means screw Americans.

Anonymous said...

Even Minnetonka does the needful(;