Very Special Thanks to The Village People
Sacramento – Let's go for a drive down GOP Hypocrisy Lane. This week's bust of the married, father of four California State Sen. Roy Ashburn for a DUI after leaving a Sacramento gay nightclub during the wee hours with an unidentified boy toy takes us back to LWOH's GOP annals of the Larry Craig School of anti-gay gay history. Ashburn, a family values man – also fought against gay marriage "for the future of our children".
Certainly, no one can accuse the Republicans of 'not having their shit together' when it comes to amassing a voting bloc of hypocrites—especially anti-gay gay, repressed voters and elected officials.
Turn up the volume, and sing along!
G-a-y GAY!
Young man, there's no need to sit here
I said, young man, to drink beer and be queer.
I said, young man, let's go ditch this gay bar
I said, young man, to drink beer and be queer.
I said, young man, let's go ditch this gay bar
And felate in the car.
Young man, there's a place you can go
I said, young man, it's my Chevy Tahoe.
While I'm driving shitfaced all over the place
You can get down and give me a blow.
It's fun to say that your g-a-y GAY
It's fun to say that your g-a-y GAY
Gays do everything that straight men can enjoy
You can hang out with all the boy toys...
It's fun to say that your g-a-y GAY
Young man, there's a place you can go
I said, young man, it's my Chevy Tahoe.
While I'm driving shitfaced all over the place
You can get down and give me a blow.
It's fun to say that your g-a-y GAY
It's fun to say that your g-a-y GAY
Gays do everything that straight men can enjoy
You can hang out with all the boy toys...
It's fun to say that your g-a-y GAY
It's fun to say that your g-a-y GAY
You can get yourself clean, after banging a fag
You can even dress up in drag...
Young man, are you listening to me?
I said, young man, what do you want to be?
I said, young man, I get blown then it's weird
That I go home to my beard.
No man does it all by himself.
I said, young man, put it back in your pants
And just DON'T say that I'm g-a-y.
I'm sure you can help me today.
It's fun to say that your g-a-y GAY
It's fun to say that your g-a-y GAY
Gays do everything that straight men can enjoy
You can hang out with all the boy toys...
It's fun to say that your g-a-y GAY
Gays do everything that straight men can enjoy
You can hang out with all the boy toys...
It's fun to say that your g-a-y GAY
It's fun to say that your g-a-y GAY
You can get yourself clean, after banging a fag
After that you go home to your hag...
Young man, put yourself in my shoes
That I got busted for too much booze.
When THE MAN watched me swerve
I felt he knew I was a perve...
That's when my the cop came up to me,
And said, you sir, take a walk up the street.
Then I wobbled and lied that I'm g-a-y.
They booked me then I went on my way.
It's fun to say that your g-a-y GAY
You can get yourself clean, after banging a fag
After that you go home to your hag...
Young man, put yourself in my shoes
That I got busted for too much booze.
When THE MAN watched me swerve
I felt he knew I was a perve...
That's when my the cop came up to me,
And said, you sir, take a walk up the street.
Then I wobbled and lied that I'm g-a-y.
They booked me then I went on my way.
It's fun to say that your g-a-y GAY
It's fun to say that your g-a-y GAY
Gays do everything that straight men can enjoy
You can hang out with all the boy toys...
G-a-y GAY! You'll find you'll hide being G-a-y- GAY!
Young man. There's no need to feel down
Gays do everything that straight men can enjoy
You can hang out with all the boy toys...
G-a-y GAY! You'll find you'll hide being G-a-y- GAY!
Young man. There's no need to feel down
I said young man, about going downtown.
I said young man you can HOOK-UP here at Faces
In the parking spaces.
-2Truthy
2 comments:
Update:
Sen. Ashburn admitted to being gay and apologized to his family. What a good thing. Now, if he can work on legislation to bring equality to all gay people.
There is nothing wrong with being gay, and there is everything right with forgiveness and understanding for this man who, probably likely, firmly believes that it is his personal, moral and civic duty to externally decry homosexuality from a religious perspective/upbringing etc. Which is better? To stand up for your beliefs and truth or to cower, hide and lie? "In the closet" gays struggle with this form of hypocrisy and at least the D's to a greater extent try to legislatively bring it out in the open.
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