"You're Invited To My Party" List

2Truthy's Official "You're Invited To My Party" List

1. louie
2. maryscott o'connor
3. jersey cynic and blondesense liz
4. kathy griffin
5. citizen carrie
6. mark roberts
7. paul hipp
8. sheryl
9. that guy who plays House on "House" - Hugh Laurie
10. stephen colbert
11. melanie
12. arianna huffington (maybe)
13. alice
14. david sirota (on probation for crossing over to the dark side)
15. rick
16. kate
17. bobbin and len AND porter
18. james spader
19. brian
20. alec baldwin (no kool-aid will be served to alec)
21. barbara
22. ellen
23. dave
24. al franken
25. anna
26. susan sarandon and tim robbins
27. james woods
28. dad
29. jim carrey
30. aunt patsy
31. kathy griffin
32. andy
33. mick jagger
34. george clooney (on probation 11/7/06 for voting for the Gropinator)
35. mimi
36. agnes
37. phil angelides, family, and '06 staff
38. gladys knight
39. les and rene
40. robin williams
41. jon stewart
42. christopher guest (leave home jamie lee curtis because she likes Arnold)
43. sandy
44. linda ronstadt
45. pat (probation lifted 3/15/06 with less than satisfactory outcome...back in the hole 8/15/06; out of the hole 1/15/07)
46. owen wilson
47. carol g.
48. aunt margaret
49. steven wright
50. the entire cast and crew of now defunct 'Arrested Development'
51. janet and dave
52. ellen degeneres and portia
53. steve and lucy
54. jon stewart
55. weasely
56. terry
57. julianne
58. matt dillon
59. roseanne cash
60. steve
61. eddie murphy
62. uncle greg
63. bob weir
64. cousin dan
65. mary
66. bill clinton
67. katherine
68. warren beatty
69. annette bening
70. debra
71. stephanie
72. martin short
73. mr. riggs
74. kathy veder
75. jerry seinfeld
76. barbara
77. nancy
78. ted kennedy
79. pam
80. maura
81. johnny
82. terry f.
83. jan and brad
84. ruthie
85. cousin sally
86. peter f.
87. mary matalin (only if she brings Carville and only if the two of them stop pandering to the corporate welfare machine(...I hear crickets chirping...)
88. paul
89. bobby
90. jack nicholson
91. carol
92. rosemary
93. diane keaton
94. steve martin
95. shannon
96. cathy
97. wendy
98. paula poundstone
99. "sense of humor" chuck
100. lou reed
101. nate
102. ira ruskin
103. bob dylan
104. larry david
105. marcia ball
106. liz
107. margaret k.
108. john edwards and his lovely wife, elizabeth
109. celtic woman singers
110. joaquin phoenix
111. dan brown
112. mr. terry
113. shawn
114. henry
115. oprah