Friday, January 11, 2008

Greek Orthodox Leaders Greet President Bush in Israel

Bush Diplomacy Lost in Translation
-Special thanks to Mel Toast-

After years of hopelessly covert inaction holed up in exotic jungles of the South Pacific and Saudi Arabia where he mastered the art of selling cackle bladders to undercover Greek counter-spies, Chicago’s own ‘Michigan Avenue Mel Toast’ offers his foreign language translation skills -- proving once again that the press these days cannot be taken seriously:

malaka = jerk
offfilese to = you kiss
kolo mou = my ass

Tel Aviv (AsiaNews) - United States president George Bush arrived in Israel this afternoon [local time] on a state visit. After a few days, he will also visit Kuwait, Bahrain, the United Arab Emirates, Saudi Arabia, and Egypt.

Bush hopes to speed up the Israeli-Palestinian dialogue following the Annapolis conference. Visiting the Arab countries, he wants to reassure them about the security situation involving Iran.

Read more here.


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