Thursday, January 17, 2008

Obama and Hillary Rehearse Their Vegas Dance Steps

“Come on Baby We’re Gonna Paint the Town…”
All That Jazz from the movie ‘Chicago’
-Photo courtesy Mel Toast-

Don’t these two look just like Catherine Zeta Jones and Renee Zellwegger in the movie CHICAGO? Could these two be the best performers in the history of the Democratic Party?

What gender card? What race card? Could the two sort of Chicago natives (Hills is really from a north suburban Chi-town subdivision too boring to name and Barry is really from Honolulu with a swanky residence in Hyde Park) be secretly engaging in race and gender defying dance lessons for their upcoming appearance at the Bellagio this week? LTWOH has learned that Hillary is seducing Obama by deftly employing the art of political Jiu-Jitsu on him by playing the “entertainment” card and HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW IT!

Amidst rumors surrounding allegations of Hillary launching an “attack” on Obama, this picture puts the kibosh on speculation that the Chicago star-crossed candidates are anything but BFFs. “This is an unfortunate story line the Obama campaign has pushed very successfully," Hillary said on NBC's Meet the Press. “I don’t think this campaign is about gender, and I sure hope it’s not about race.” Since HOPE is what Barry is all about, he secretly believes the race IS about race and maybe gender, too, since Hillary is of the opposite gender and as far as we know, Barry isn’t of that other gender and so far, race has been working out just fine for Barry.

Hillary even brought up the subject herself and then falsely accused Obama of having raised it so that she could deftly "respond" and perhaps neutralize his presumed race advantage with Democratic voters, thus employing a sneaky, pro-active tactic known as political Jiu-Jitsu. Oh, the webs we weave.

The art of Jiu-Jitsu involves using an attacker's energy against him rather than directly opposing it. But Hillary modified the Jiu-Jitsu technique by fabricating her opponent's attack so that she could react and score points — on race. Onto the Bellagio!



Anonymous said...

Nice twist on the show, 2Truthy. I just revisited a thread at my blog and noticed that your comment showed a link. I hadn't noticed that before, so I'm only just now arriving here.

Thanks for the laughs.

2Truthy said...

Hey Wendigo, dontcha just wish you could have front row seats in Vegas to feel their incredible, patriotic energy LIVE?