Larry Craig Loses Legal Appeal in Sex-Scandal

A Larry Craig Bathroom Refresher

Senate Seat or Toilet Seat

I cannot decide

I am not gay

Oh no, no way.

For Immediate Release

Idaho GOP Senator Larry “Latrine Lothario” Craig has lost his latest attempt to withdraw his guilty plea after being arrested June 11, 2007, by an undercover police sting officer for cruising gay sex at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport.

Wonkette’s crack team of operatives and star commenters such as yours truly provided 24/7 stall to stall coverage on the Gay Old Pooper’s attempts to “expunge all hints at his gayness” and now it’s time to take a Larry Craig refresher below:

Larry Craig: Senate Seat or Toilet Seat? (Turn up the volume and sing along!)

Larry Craig Halloween Poetry Reading: The Raven (Shudder and rejoice in the terror)

Larry Craig: The Man in the Glass Stall (Channel your inner psychologist)

IN THE SENATE
by 2Truthy

Where can you go Horatio

To give a cop felatio

Search the world for blowjobs

Behind every bathroom stall

Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true

In the can or on the sea

Where can you learn to lie

Play some footsie and jive

Study choosing toilet seats

Sign up for the Senate

Or sit in the grandstand

You’re not gay to tap your feet...

(Chorus)

IN THE SENATE

WE CAN DO WHAT WE PLEASE

IN THE SENATE

WE GET DOWN ON OUR KNEES

IN THE SENATE

IF YOUR PLANE’S RUNNING LATE

IN THE SENATE

FIND SOMEONE TO FELATE

IN THE SENATE

AND STILL GET TO THE GATE
IN THE SENATE
IN BETWEEN QUORUM CALLS
IN THE SENATE
WE GET BLOWN IN THE STALLS
IN THE SENATE

YOU CAN MAKE A QUICK CONNECTION

WITH AN OFFICER’S ERECTION

AND STILL HAVE TIME TO MAKE IT TO YOUR PLANE

IN THE SENATE

YOU CAN SIT IN THE CAN

IN THE SENATE
WHERE YOU CAN JOIN YOUR FELLOW MAN
IN THE SENATE
WHEN WE'RE DONE WITH DEBATE
IN THE SENATE
FIND SOMEONE TO FELATE
IN THE SENATE

SAY YOU'RE STRAIGHT WHEN YOU'RE NOT

IN THE SENATE JUST TRY NOT TO GET CAUGHT

IN THE SENATE WHERE’S A STRAIGHT MAN TO GO

FOR A BLOW – BLOW – BLOW -BLOW-

-Very special thanks to the Village People-




A Larry Craig Dr. Seuss Moment

A Seussian Tribute
Goes like this:
Better to have just
Gone in for a piss.

-2Truthy

Cross-posted at BlondeSense