Wednesday, January 14, 2009

John Chambers, Bill Gates and Raju: The Gay Swami Times Special Edition

-The Gay Swami Times-
(Special Edition)


-John Chambers offering oral sex to two "businessmen" from Dubai-
A Mel Toast CEO Expose


Economic Times


Interview, 1 Nov 2007


Read the full story here on Cisco's CEO, John Chambers unconfirmed, "disruptive" partnership plans with Raju Ramalinga's Satyam. Chambers throws around the term "labour arbitrage" in an attempt to deny his forthright plans of screwing the American worker out of technology jobs:

"We are not using India for labour arbitrage and this is where we are different from our peers. We are here because India can help us launch disruptive business models globally. We will have 20% of our top leadership here in 5 years. Besides, you know how to partner, in your definition innovation is how to create win-win solutions, not just self-reliance. That’s dramatically different from other places."
--John Chambers, President & CEO, Cisco Systems

and


"India can help us launch disruptive business models globally."
"India, will guide innovations in future.”
“India will be the platform for globalization and growth for Cisco.”
--John Chambers, President & CEO, Cisco Systems

And what did Chambers give to Raju in exchange for these glowing remarks?

His exposed butt cheeks!

Read on!

The Gay Swami Times
Interview, 22 January 2008


Full on man-love with John has been the most intoxicating, soul-intensifying experience for me in my entire life.”

“Not a moment passes that I do not imagine myself straddling John like a racehorse, riding crop in hand.”“Johnnie is my office bitch.”
--Dr. Byrraju Ramalinga Raju


(NEW DELHI) Rooters -- Startling new evidence has just come to light linking jailed computer mogul and swindler Dr. Byrraju Ramalinga Raju with yet another highly placed American technology sector figure in a formerly secret international gay love triangle.News first broke late last week about the sub-continent’s cyber Lothario vying for the affections (and multi-billion dollar business deals) of America’s software giant, Bill Gates.Now, word is out that Raju has also had numerous raucous romps with Cisco’s John Chambers as reported by the mouthpiece of the gay, Hindi-speaking community, The Gay Swami Times.






3 comments:

Citizen Carrie said...

John Chambers for President?

http://news.cnet.com/8301-10784_3-9832989-7.html

The author wasn't quite sure how John Chambers felt about gay marriages.

Morges said...

Pass the schnitzel and schnapps.

Anonymous said...

Going bonkers from Northbrook to Yonkers!