Larry Craig: SENATE SEAT OR TOILET SEAT?

(Click HERE for In The Navy Special Thanks to the Village People)

IN THE SENATE

by 2Truthy

Where can you go Horatio

To give a cop felatio

Search the world for blowjobs

Behind every bathroom stall

Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true

In the can or on the sea

Where can you learn to lie

Play some footsie and jive

Study choosing toilet seats

Sign up for the Senate

Or sit in the grandstand

You’re not gay to tap your feet...

(Chorus)

IN THE SENATE
WE CAN DO WHAT WE PLEASE
IN THE SENATE
WE GET DOWN ON OUR KNEES
IN THE SENATE
IF YOUR PLANE’S RUNNING LATE
IN THE SENATE
FIND SOMEONE TO FELATE
IN THE SENATE
AND STILL GET TO THE GATE

IN THE SENATE

IN BETWEEN QUORUM CALLS

IN THE SENATE

WE GET BLOWN IN THE STALLS

IN THE SENATE
YOU CAN MAKE A QUICK CONNECTION
WITH AN OFFICER’S ERECTION AND STILL HAVE TIME TO MAKE IT TO YOUR PLANE

IN THE SENATE
YOU CAN SIT IN THE CAN
IN THE SENATE

WHERE YOU CAN JOIN YOUR FELLOW MAN

IN THE SENATE

WHEN WE'RE DONE WITH DEBATE

IN THE SENATE

FIND SOMEONE TO FELATE

IN THE SENATE
SAY YOU'RE STRAIGHT WHEN YOU'RE NOT
IN THE SENATE
JUST TRY NOT TO GET CAUGHT
IN THE SENATE
WHERE’S A STRAIGHT MAN TO GO
FOR A BLOW – BLOW – BLOW -BLOW

-Very special thanks to the Village People-

-2Truthy