1. Cindy Sheehan lost to "We get the leadership we deserve" Nancy Pelosi.
2. Al Franken demands a recount, and it doesn't look good.
3. Ralph Nader lost to Barack Obama, who is all set to star in a four year long production of Hollywood proportions selling out white collar jobs to India during what he has termed "the greatest economic crisis since the Great Depression."
Hey, Democrats, are you awake?
Party on, plebes!