Thursday, May 3, 2007

Schwarzenegger loses: Hasta la vista, baby!

Hello Arnold,

It’s me, Quincy.

The Republicans said today that they don’t want you to run for president because you weren’t born here and you must be saying “well, this is just not fair.”
Only I think the REAL reason they said it is because they are comparing your three Terminator movies to your Governator videos and are thinking “you know, Arnold’s only good movie was Terminator I because it had fewer special effects and pretension.” So then NOW they are all thinking that the first term – get it --- TERM, like in TERMINATOR, of office is the only one that is ever any good for anybody, just like in your movies. So they are probably saying everybody knows that when James Cameron directed Terminator 2: Judgment Day, Linda Hamilton stole all of the scenes, even if she did

But do want to know what my FAVORITE Terminator was Arnold? It was when director Jonathan Mostow made Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines. That one was cool. 2Truthy even bought me the DVD and I watch it a lot.

Anyway, the Republicans probably don’t like your accent either, even though they probably pretend a whole lot like they do to your face but that’s why everybody says that
The Republican Party is the Party of Two Faces. Talk about two faces, but did Rudy get a facelift? He looks different now.

Hasta la Vista, baby,


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