-2Truthy nominates Jennifer Anniston and Ashton Kutcher to star in the Spitzer Saga-In the above photo, Silda Spitzer stands by her former prosecutor-turned governor-turned ex-John turned –ex-governor schmuck who paid big time Howard Huges bucks for diamond studded prostitution services from the Emperors Club for what looks like the very last time.
-2Truthy
CLIENT NUMBER NINE
-2Truthy
I booked a hooker from the Emperors Club
And after that I hit the Mayflower pub
Three-diamond whore Kristen had a really good time
Sellin’ pricey booty to CLIENT NUMBER NINE.
I’ve been the governor since 2006
That’s when I started boffin’ real hot chicks
Completely paid for by the New York taxpayers dime
“Wham-bam-thank you mam” shouted CLIENT NUMBER NINE.
I wire transferred the loot and said I was George Fox
The FBI wiretapped me and they punched my clock
I made her ride on Amtrack not the Acela rail
For $4300 bucks excluding tip -- That’s when I got nailed!
I didn’t know if it was day or night
Silda told me “go and fly a fucking kite”
See, when I kissed ‘three-diamond whore’ the very last time
My prison jumpsuit’s gonna read ‘CLIENT NUMBER NINE.’
CLIENT NUMBER NINE.
CLIENT NUMBER NINE.
CLIENT NUMBER NINE.
I booked a hooker from the Emperors Club
And after that I hit the Mayflower pub
Three-diamond whore Kristen had a really good time
Sellin’ pricey booty to CLIENT NUMBER NINE.
I’ve been the governor since 2006
That’s when I started boffin’ real hot chicks
Completely paid for by the New York taxpayers dime
“Wham-bam-thank you mam” shouted CLIENT NUMBER NINE.
I wire transferred the loot and said I was George Fox
The FBI wiretapped me and they punched my clock
I made her ride on Amtrack not the Acela rail
For $4300 bucks excluding tip -- That’s when I got nailed!
I didn’t know if it was day or night
Silda told me “go and fly a fucking kite”
See, when I kissed ‘three-diamond whore’ the very last time
My prison jumpsuit’s gonna read ‘CLIENT NUMBER NINE.’
CLIENT NUMBER NINE.
CLIENT NUMBER NINE.
CLIENT NUMBER NINE.
4 comments:
Nice job on The Searchers parody. What a great song, by the way.
"I held my nose. I closed my eyes. I took a drink."
Sounds like the process by which most people vote.
Hey thanks, Mel. I couldn't find "The Searchers" when I posted this so I had to stick with the Hollies....so many people must have been embedding CLIENT #9 the other day:)
The Hollies' version is crisper than this one but damn, The Searchers are classic!
FANtastic tt!!!
LOL mel!
Hey JC! I've gotta figure out how to do mash ups.
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