Sunday, March 4, 2007


The Plame Game
Dedicated to Patrick Fitzgerald
Special Thanks to the Late Shirley Ellis
Lyrics by 2Truthy

Libby Libby Bo Bibby Bonana fanna fo FIBBY
Fee fy mo mibby

Cheney Cheney bo Baney Bonana fanna fo faney
Fee fy mo maney

Come on everybody! I say now let's play a game I betcha I can dodge a crime out of outing Valerie Plame
By first lying about the leak I treat it like I wasn't there
But an Ari or a Judy or a Tim will appear
And then I say Joe add a Fitz then I say the name and Bonana fanna and a
And then I say the name again with a "P" this time
But I'm going down in flames to do the crime.

Reggie Reggie bo Beggie The big ass judge who's after me
Fee fy mo meggie

But if the twelve jury members all think the same
I drop my lawyer Ted a name like
Bob bob drop the B's bo ob
For Walt Walt drop the whole assault
Or Mary Mary get the bucks from Mary
That's the only rule that was contrary.

Okay? Now say Karl: Karl
Now Baloney with a B: Baloney
Then Baloney fanna fo: Baloney fanna fo
Then you say the name again with an F very plain: Fony
Then a fee fy and a mo: fee fy mo
Then you say the name again with an M good vibe : MoneyAnd there isn't any one that I could bribe.

Everybody do Dubya!
Pretty good, let's do Saddam!
Very good, let's do Woodward!
A little trick with Dick!

...I'm goin' down just like old Skilling, Ted Wells is still billing...


soma said...

Masterful. Too bad you are not singing in the video, t.t.

Anonymous said...

A guy in our office had this song playi9ng and we all stood around and sang to your lyrics.

Thanks for making this a "Happy Friday" too truthy!