Wednesday, March 7, 2007

Scooter Libby and Naomi Campbell: Does the Punishment Fit the Crime?

Does Scooter Libby Think He's Too Sexy For His Shirt?

It’s no secret that British Supermodel Naomi Campbell has anger management issues… She has been sentenced to community service for throwing her mobile phone at her housekeeper. Ms. Campbell will swap her catwalk outfits for a broom, gloves and safety vest when she begins mopping floors at New York’s Sanitation Department on March 19, a court official confirmed Tuesday, and will serve her five-day sentence indoors.

I say if Naomi can’t get out of her sentence and pushing broom is good enough for her, why let 4 Count-Convicted Scooter Libby off the hook for this much more egregious offense of perjury and obstruction of justice charges? Isn’t it time we started respecting the law, honoring TRUTH, and thinking hard about matching punishments to fit their respective crimes. Instead of Scooter packing off to Club Fed to eat sushi and write his blockbuster book about how the “Left” and the “alternative press” screwed him, why not take cues from Naomi and make him the official Club Fed janitor for life?
Or better still, why not make him model tight bicycle shorts every day at Club Fed after dinner on his way to the shower?

You know, to send a signal. To be a role model...



Anonymous said...


If I threw my fucking cellphone at my housekeeper everytime I did too much blow and got pissed off because she didn't dust the newly restored Biedermayer chair, I know I'd be doing time in Reikers Island a long time ago. Libby is not above the law and does not deserve a pardon.

borat said...

I make a case for the Scooterman to put on the bicyle shorts in the bathtub too, mrs troothy. Ha-A. HAHA again, to you.