Friday, April 2, 2010

Black Friday: Kal Penn Splits from Obama to Smoke Pot

Kal Penn Abandons Obama To Go Smoke Pot During Christmas

Breaking Up News

Washington – Cinema Blend reports shocking news that actor Kal “Kumar” Penn of Harold & Kumar fame is leaving Obama for bigger burgers to star in a third Warner Bros. H&K sequel. Sniff sniff, says Barry?

Now he’s going back to the world of irresponsible drug use on screen. Deadline confirms that he’s leaving his position as the Associate Director of the White House Office of Public Engagement to co-star with John Cho in A Very Harold and Kumar Christmas.”

Why the sudden breakup? Everybody knows how horribly boring night life can be in DC, and engaging the public may not pay the big bucks, either.

Penn will star in the Christmas themed movie as Warner Bros. is having an impossibly difficult time finding any unemployed actors in Hollywood these days to star in Christmas themed movies. LWOH has also confirmed he will likely never return to 'House' (he was killed off on his final episode) unless FOX can find a Hindu writer to bring him back as another character.


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